Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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