I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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