we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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