Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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