Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Alive.
So much puke
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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