Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Randomize
