Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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