I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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