You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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