Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
We need to get me chipped asap
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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