No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
He has the fingertips of a God
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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