I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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