oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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