No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I just googled if crying burns calories
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
