I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
do nipples grow back?
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