i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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