Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
