love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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