He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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