Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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