My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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