How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
