is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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