you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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