I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
wow bdsm is so cute
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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