party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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