How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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