So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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