i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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