In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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