Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
