Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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