I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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