Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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