obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Sext me about skeletons
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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