man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
