Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
pop tarts are not kleenex
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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