a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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