I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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