so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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