There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Come on in and take your pants off
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
