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(708): View more from Illinois

oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis

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(512): View more from Texas

remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning

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(720): View more from Colorado

You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.

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(650): View more from California

You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...

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(850): View more from Florida

HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week

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