But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Randomize
