I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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