yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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