Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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