I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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