I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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