There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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