(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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