I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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